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Kafka had his
apple problem
but me…

fuck me, but
i’ve got
a gawdamn
monkey’s balls
problem
is what i got

rubbin’ his
scratchy sac on
my shoulder blades
drippin’ sweat
down my back

and i swear
the bastard
keeps shittin’
my pants
and stickin’
his stinkin’
finger
down my throat

as if last week’s
toast is
still lingerin’
in some forgotten
corner
of my belly
just waitin’
to come up

but wait, wait!
what the hell
is that gawdamn
ape doin’ now?

the motherfucker’s
singing

the mother fucker
is singing

“Yankee
Fucking
Doodle
Dandy”

and now he’s
pissin’ down
my pantleg

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