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funny how
i’ve never met
the monster,

face to face

hearing only
reports
and seeing
only the
evidence
of his wild
and wily
ways

they say

he’s a real
terror to
behold,

an outright
asshole,
even

but i only
half-believe

these
twisted tales
and
dirty looks

because
i know I was
there,
same bat-time
same bat-channel

and have yet
to catch even
a glimpse
of the beast

though my
head does seem
to hurt like
a mother

the day
after
a sighting

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